This is part of my 642 series:
-The plasma beacon in my iPhone 9 is totally gorbled. I’m going to miss the free hologram concert in Millennium Park.
-Justin Bieber has not aged well since the divorce.
-Just lost a bet, Abe Vigoda is still alive and doing well.
-Raccoon Fever is going to make Swine Flu look like a hiccup.
-Obviously, NASA identifying a species of crabs on Mars is amazing, but what do they taste like with drawn butter?
-Do these plastic pants make my ass look big?
-Remember hipsters and their old timey mustaches?
-Fiscal Armageddon? I remember when it was just a cliff.
-I lost count, which Kardashian husband is this? Like the seventh?
-RIP Best Buy, I’ll remember you as the big box store that smelled like sadness.
How about:
- “I miss reality shows! The cancellations after the M5 incident ruined television”
Can you imagine, a world without Honey Boo Boo?
haha this one is my favourite: “-Remember hipsters and their old timey mustaches?”
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